May the froth brush with you.

OK, now that we’ve gotten the Star Wars crap out of the way, let’s talk about these Colgate Wisp Disposable Mini-Brushes. Specifically, let’s talk shit. Because for some reason, they always sold really well for us at Woot, and our community rarely had a bad word to say about them, and all that positivity makes us suspicious.

Frankly, if our daily deal isn’t subject to some stinging criticism in the forum, we feel like you guys aren’t doing your jobs. Nothing’s all good. There must be something about these disposable toothbrushes that has brutally disappointed someone. The ability to brush your teeth anytime, anywhere, without a sink or water, must clash in some deep, meaningful way with somebody’s lifestyle out there.

So speak up, haters. Ready, aim, flame. Rip these to shreds, along with everyone who loves them. Make our forum the eye-gouging, hair-pulling, feelings-hurting brawl it was meant to be. Because these couldn’t possibly be as perfect and universally loved as they’ve always seemed. Every product has a dark side.