Cause Every Individual Crazy 'Bout a Sharp-Dressed Individual

Which of these Case Logic bags is right for you? That depends on your slovenliness and gender-normativeness. (And the two often go hand in hand).Theres no doubt that the smallest bag (Vertical) looks the snappiest. ZZ Top would come running just as fast as they could to sing the praises of any smart-dressed person who donned it. Some may call it a man-purse simply because its small and stylish. Thats often that way with small, somewhat useless fashion accessories they look both sharper and feminine-ier.Not that the Vertical is totally useless it could hold a tablet in a pinch but the Attach is a bag thats made for carrying. It sacrifices some aesthetic appeal in the name of stowage and perceived manliness, though the name Attach carries a certain Continental quality thats hardly puts hair on ones chest.The Satchel" is, well, a satchel. As far as these bags go, it has the most overt utility. And were hard-pressed to see how anyone could question its bearers masculinity.This trade-off between style and sex-appropriateness is timeless. Its also, we think, balderdash.Take cargo pants. Well, dont really. But take them in your minds eye for the sake of this argument. Theyre undeniably useful. Theyre undeniably hideous. And many would say theyre undeniably masculine. No style-conscious woman in her right mind would dare becargo herself. And the inverse pants so tight that they lack useful pockets appear to be less useful, more stylish, and (many would say) feminine-ier.Yet behold:https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1518632359/qdtddpugbp2iopxkeppy.jpgThe pants are tight. The pockets are worthless. But un-masculine? Youd have to be blind or utterly immune to raw male sexuality to think so.Youre still probably better off picking the larger Satchel to carry anything substantive. But dont do it because youre carrying around some outdated gender norms. Jeff certainly isnt.