A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 4-pack of restaurant white wine glasses. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Leather’s nice. Leather’s great. We all love leather. Nothing better than leather.

Except when it’s hot out. Eww. A nice watch seems much less nice if you have to peel it off your sweaty wrist with an audible shlip.

We don’t really know, but we bet they don’t wear a lot of leather in Jamaica. The canvas bands on these House of Marley J Watches are much more suited to Jamdung’s sticky, steamy summers.

Plus they kind of recall the guerrilla chic-army shirts worn by '70s roots Rastas on their album covers. Or at least the green-banded models do, which is why they have names like Martial and Billet.

The more uptown white look of the Hitch Dubwise is more versatile, and has a wider appeal, but we have fewer of them. So we’ll nudge the price up to make sure the people who really want it can get it, and subsidize the people who are happy with the green one. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain manipulating the levers of supply and demand.

Whichever color/price you choose, you’ll be able to stow your leather-banded watch away for the summer, right alongside your leather pants.