Bluestone Lazy Mount Easy-Viewing Neck Mount
- Finally, you can stare at your phone without your arms getting tired
- Honestly, just the stupidest/best thing we’ve sold all day so far
The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon
“I suffer from heartburn,” the driver explained. “Very bad heartburn. So I don’t eat spicy food. My friends and family understand this about me. They respect my issue. And that respect is what cost me my career in homophone differentiation. Because if they’d been a little less respectful–if they’d suggested, just a few more times throughout my life, that, hey, why don’t the bunch of us split a plate of Buffalo wings–perhaps I could’ve picked up on the nuances. And then, maybe, I wouldn’t be here today, driving around junk taken from storage rooms and selling it to the highest bidder.”
“Wow,” Cliff said. “What an interesting story. Anyway, can we get back to the thing where you were going to deliver the skeleton the house occupied by my dads?”
“Totally,” said the driver.
But just then, they heard something. It was coming from the truck bed.
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Bluestone Lazy Mount Easy-Viewing Neck Mount 27
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It's a Meh-rathon 284
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Favorite actor born in May: 21
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You can click on any missed meh clicks! 51 -
It’s a “we’re fucked-ration”. Look, a whole lotta crap I don’t want. 68
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things I randomly wonder about... 71 -
Everything ... 101 -
All and everything: 2 of each item, on sale for 2 minutes each 15