BlissLights Laser Star Projection Christmas Tree Topper

  • Amazing galaxy light show all over your ceiling
  • The techno-Xmas your family deserves
  • How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? Personal bathroom dance party.
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Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)

The Deal: A borderline psychedelic tree topper that makes whatever you have up there now look like an actual dog turd by comparison.

The Potential Ingratitude: It’s Christmas Day. What am I supposed to do with this thing? Also I’m seven.

The Retort: That old angel tree topper from your great-grandmother is trash and is now demoted to being next year’s elf-on-a-shelf.

So far today...

  • 273803 of you visited.
  • 26% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 498 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 159 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1780 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?