BlissLights Laser Star Projection Christmas Tree Topper








Our Take
- Amazing galaxy light show all over your ceiling
- The techno-Xmas your family deserves
- How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? Personal bathroom dance party.
- Looking for Irk-in-an-IRK? It’s over here!
Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)
The Deal: A borderline psychedelic tree topper that makes whatever you have up there now look like an actual dog turd by comparison.
The Potential Ingratitude: It’s Christmas Day. What am I supposed to do with this thing? Also I’m seven.
The Retort: That old angel tree topper from your great-grandmother is trash and is now demoted to being next year’s elf-on-a-shelf.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.