A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a BIOSWISS 5-Piece Manicure Set. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

User @alacrity wants one thing and one thing only: a margarita.

When we sold a Copper Cookware set, they wrote:

well, I guess I could serve margaritas in these…

On a two-pack of posture trainers:

it has to be said: these make really shitty margaritas.

For a 2-pack of cast aluminum skillets:

well, I guess I could drink a margarita out of em… but there’s still the salted rim thing.

A coffee maker:

this will make very hot margaritas.

Earrings:

these are absolutely useless for margaritas.

You might notice that these are not all sales from the last few months. No, @alacrity has lived with desire for years. But that will change today. Because today we are selling a Cuisinart Waring Pro Blade Blender.

And yet the story does not end here. What we want to know is: how does @alacrity feel about this?

Will they arrive at the site today relieved? Will they cry aloud, “For many years I have wished for nothing more than a sweet lime-rich tequila cocktail. And at long last, the great Meh has delivered to me a device that shall itself deliver me to my own personal paradise. Thank you, Meh! Thank you so much!”?

Or will they feel some resentment? Will they realize, all too late, that the real margarita was the friends they made along the way? Or, to put it differently: is there any margarita that’s as sweet on the lips as camaraderie is to the heart?

And yet, there remains a fact we have not reconciled: uhh, like, hello? We’ve sold blenders before!

So perhaps we’re misreading @alacrity. Perhaps, they do not hope for their own margaritas at all. Perhaps they seek only to be a sort of margarita-specific town-crier, to stand in the virtual park at the center of Meh and warn all those around them about the dangers of attempting margaritas in products not optimized for margaritas.

And then of course, there is the final possibility: maybe @alacrity prefers margaritas on the rocks.

So what is it? Only time will tell. And by time, we mean: hopefully @alacrity in the forums.