BioBidet BB-270 Self-Cleaning Warm Water Bidet
Our Take
- It’s a bidet that sprays warm water on your posterior for cleaning purposes
- There’s nothing funny to say about it, unfortunately
- It’s just a straightforward, utilitarian product with no comedic potential whatsover
- Does not require electricity, batteries, or a sense of humor
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: president@gethalls.com
SUBJ: New flavors please
Hello Dr. Halls,
I recently had a head cold and found myself seeking solace in your cough drops. While perusing the various and sundry bright, welcoming colors beckoning me with flavors like the familiar Cherry and Honey-Lemon, the ominous Extra Strong Menthol, and the profane Sugar Free Pomegranate Berry, it occurred to me that you’re very much stuck in your ways and in need of an update.
I understand sticking close to familiar “natural” flavors like various fruits, although the seasonality of Strawberry and Cream in November is bizarre. Fruit is, after all, allegedly healthy. But food science can work wonders now! We’ve no need to constrain ourselves to natural flavors when we can so expertly mimic the unnatural!
I’ve taken the liberty of providing a list of flavors I recommend you adopt post-haste. I’ve made extra sure that each flavor would pair exceedingly well with that famous menthol vapor with which Halls is so fondly associated:
Bourbon
Carrot
Bleu Cheese
Bacon
McChicken
Mayonnaise
Durian
Shrimp
Mashed Potato
I’m happy to accept any form of royalty, including a free lifetime supply, but honestly just seeing my suggestion on the shelves of my local Ace Hardware while I’m buying a box of nails and those weird Boston Baked Bean candies would be reward enough.
Sick, not tired,
Meh
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
