Belding Golf Bag
- Carry it, backpack it, stand it - and it won’t even ask for a tip
- Also rides along just fine in a cart, with the bonus effect of making you seem like the guy who would be walking if the rest of his foursome weren’t so lazy
- 6-way top with 2 full-length dividers
- 8 zippered pockets for tees, balls, whiskey, etc.
- Oh, did we mention it’s for golf? It’s for golf
- No model number (or name or anything, good luck Googling that shit)
WTF GOLF CARTS
We don’t want to get into a whole big thing here. Well, OK, maybe we do. But first, we know there are golfers who have legitimate reasons why it’s physically difficult to walk the course. Obviously, there’s no shame in that game. And if it’s 105 degrees and muggy, we wouldn’t blame you for taking a cart. Now that that’s out of the way…
Golf carts? SRSLY? Is swinging a golf club 90 times in an afternoon so strenuous that it drains you of the energy to walk from hole to hole? Is it too much to ask that your chosen sport actually afford some exercise, even of the most low-impact, undemanding kind?
The Fictional Bureau of Convenient Statistics estimates that 75% of able-bodied golf cart passengers also pay for a membership to a gym, a place they can drive to for the purpose of… walking.
Yeah, OK, if you don’t have a caddy, you carry your clubs. So that’s, like, 20 or 30 pounds. Back at the gym, you wouldn’t even bother lifting 20 pounds as a workout. But that suddenly becomes an unbearable burden when you’re playing your favorite sport. ROFLMAO!!
Carry/stand bags demolish the final excuse for puttering your putters around: “the cart is just somewhere to put my bag.” This Belding bag isn’t just lightweight with backpack-style straps for EZ carrying. It also features a set of pop-down legs so you can stand the bag up at a comfortable angle for retrieving your clubs.
Of course, we know our incontestable arguments here won’t sway many of you. You’ll just keep on absurdly wheeling your perfectly good legs from one hole to the next. Good thing this bag works just fine on carts, too. As long as we’ve got your money, do whatever you want.
