Aukey Portable Muscle Massage Gun
- Interchangeable heads
- Four speeds up to 3500 percussions per minute
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Aukey Portable Muscle Massage Gun!“
“You want me to shoot myself?!”
“No, no. See, you press it against your body…”
“No, don’t do it, you have so much to live for!”
“AUGH!”
“Honey!”
“Now THAT was a knot, whew.”
