AICOK Slow Masticating Cold Press Juicer
Our Take
- Juice as you have never juiced
- Decreased top-froth due to air intake, reverse function to prevent clogging
- Removable parts are dishwasher safe
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: AICOK Slow Masticating Cold Press Juicer!“
“What, no way!”
“Go ahead and check it out.”
“Huh… alright. It’s not quite what I pictured, but I’m sure it’s still good.”
“What do you mean?”
“It just doesn’t look like how I thought it would based on the name.”
“How so?”
“I don’t know, it’s called ‘Slow Masticating.’ I was kinda hoping it was some Pee-wee Herman-esque gizmo with a giant pair of lips that slowly chews things into juice.”
“Honestly, now I’m disappointed that it’s not like that either.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
