72-Pack: Eat Your Coffee Caffeinated Energy Bars (Best by 2/10/23)
- Yes, the best by date was Friday
- No, they are not expired
- Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, kosher, and made with organic dates, oats, and roasted coffee beans
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 72-Pack Eat Your Coffee Caffeinated Energy Bars (Best by 2/10/23)!“
“You got me expired energy bars."
“They’re not expired, they’re just past their prime!"
“Seventy-two of them.”
“You know what they always say… more is more!”
“But they’re already, in your words, past their prime. And you expect me to eat seventy-two of them.”
“I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn’t sound that great.”
“I’m not even putting it any way, that is literally what this is!”
“Fine, I’ll just throw them out.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not be too hasty… I mean, food’s still food. We shouldn’t waste it.”
