600-Pack: Kenn & Kitt Pet Wipes
- 6 fat packs of pet wipes with 100 wipes each
- They’re for your pet’s paws, fur, face, ears and butt
- Probably your own butt too, if you dare
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“Why me?” Dale said. “Why am I the only one who can stop the Hammer of Dale Doom?”
“Because you have hands, Dale,” called the Dale-vase in the kitchen. Dale sensed a bit of frustration in his voice.
“You know,” said the Dale-vase next to Dale’s boots, “to pick up the hammer. And hold it. And stop it from smashing all the Dales.”
“I’m sorry,” Dale said. “I didn’t realize the Hammer of Dale Doom was a literal hammer. I thought it was maybe a metaphorical name.”
“This fucking universe, man,” the Dale-vase on the coffee table muttered to itself.
