The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon
“I fought the alien creature,” the figure said. “It was armed with lasers and forcefields. Me? I had only a sharp stick and several stones. But using my human cunning, I felled it.”
“The skeleton!” Cliff said.
“That’s right,” the glowing figure said in its booming voice. “But there’s something you need to know.”