Be Open

The other day, we sold something that can turn the roasted seeds from a (specific) cherry into a deliciously bitter energizing brew. Earlier this week, we sold a thing that’ll power your stuff during an outage; it came with a second thing, capable of powering the first thing using nothing more than sunlight.

But, look: this is something you have to figure out in the deal-a-day business. Like every other store, some of the stuff we sell is exciting, and some is less so. But, unlike every other store, our format demands we highlight each item we sell equally.

So, sometimes you wake up, grab your phone, check Meh, eager to see what exciting gadget or snack will be on offer today, and you find…

Doorstoppers?!

But, like, good doorstoppers. Like, doorstoppers that have earned 4.3 out of 5 over on Amazon, based on more than 18,000 reviews. And if that number seems high, here’s another one for you: 117. That’s the average word count for the first 8 reviews. FOR DOORSTOPPERS!

And that’s including a few really short ones, like this one from Lycaeides:

zero issues - they keep the door open, no creeping closed like the 5 year old dollar store one did!

And this one from D Patrick:

Perfect size for most common doors. Softness keeps doors from getting marred up. Good thickness for stacking under higher cut doors. Good color for visibility

Also, you can clip two together for jobs that need something for a taller job.

But still: they’re doorstoppers.

Get some if you need doorstoppers.