6-Pack: Strollegant Socks

  • Choose one of four six-pack assortments, each ranging from “more or less normal” to “zany”
  • 82% premium combed cotton, 12% nylon, 5% elastane, 1% Spandex, 0% goat sinew
  • Sock size is 10 - 13, which fits men’s shoe sizes 8 - 12 and women’s shoe sizes 10 - 12.5
  • They say “men’s” socks but like love and alien invasion, socks know no borders
  • Model: no model number (hmm, second day in a row without a model number: why, it’s almost as if they’re not always necessary or useful)
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No Skin Off Your Socks

Whatever you’re worried about right now… whatever situation you’re dreading… whatever appointment is on your schedule that you’re not looking forward to…

You’ll feel better in new socks.

We don’t know what the hell’s going on in the world right now. We don’t know what will come next. We’re not even sure what’s already happened.

But we are 100% certain about one thing: new socks will make it better.

And not just any socks. Nice socks. Proud socks. Bold, confident socks that don’t meekly cower behind muted colors and uninspired design, hoping nobody notices them.

We’re talking about socks that smack - or, we guess, kick your problems in the face and shout “Check me out, world. I’m socks and if you don’t like it, eat my socks.”

With socks like these Strollegant dress socks, you’ll walk with gusto, run with verve, dance with maybe a little more enthusiasm than your dancing skills warrant but so what? You may not be able to do much about the insanity in the air right now. But you’re in full command of the insanity on your feet.

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  • That’s $23952 total.
  • (including shipping)

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