6-Pack: Performix Plant-Based Protein Powder in Vanilla Oat (108 Total Servings)

  • The protein comes from peas, sunflowers, pumpkins, and watermelon seed
  • Provides “increased bioavailability and efficacy”
  • We think that just means you feel good after a tough workout?
  • Fills you up without leaving you feeling bloated
  • Best By: 10/2023 - 12/2023
  • Can it make margaritas: there’s no marg buzz in the world that feels as good as that post-workout high, bruh
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It's Plants

Today, we’ve got a bunch of protein powder. That’s it. That’s what’s for sale.

But if you wouldn’t mind, allow us a moment to talk about why we are the way we are.

We champion a deal-a-day model here at Meh for many reasons, but one of the most important is because we believe the paradox of choice is a scourge on all of humankind. And so we seek to reduce the number of choices you’re given to just one–the same one–each day: do you want it or not?

(Yeah, fine. Sometimes we give you options, but not many, okay? It’s still just ONE sale every day.)

Now, the paradox of choice is terrible even when you’re shopping for simple stuff. In the cereal aisle or the cheese aisle, you know what you want, but you still end up browsing. It gets even worse with more complicated stuff. You start out needing a basic functional television to watch Netflix and baseball, and you end up spending hours reading 10,000 words worth of comments on a Reddit thread about the difference between 4k and UHD, despite the fact that you don’t really have the eye for detail to appreciate either of them.

But with something like supplements? The paradox of choice renders any purchase nigh impossible.

Here, just read this:

Performix Protein Post Workout is powered by io, Ingredient Optimized. io is a patent-pending process that naturally modifies the molecular structure of ingredients. Through this visionary application, the structure of protein is altered, resulting in increased bioavailability and efficacy, ensuring that you get MORE from less. Performix is the proprietary provider of io.

Now, ask yourself, do you really want to wade into a world where people are going to talk like that? Absolutely not!

And thanks to us, you don’t have to. Because again, all we’re offering is one option. It tastes like vanilla and oats. It uses plant-based proteins from sources like peas, sunflowers, pumpkins, and water seeds. It helps keep you from crashing after a grueling workout and fills you up without making you feel bloated.

If that sounds good, buy it. If it doesn’t, we’ll see you tomorrow.

And that, friends, is all there is to it.

So far today...

  • 57302 of you visited.
  • 55% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3548 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 280 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $11474 total.
  • (including shipping)

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