@yakkoTDI I thank you. I’m sure she appreciates being lifed into her wheel chair. Can you also make sure she get her meds, please. The assisted living place is getting tired of her.
@brainmist@mike808 Nope. Only two muscles. Either both biceps and look good or brain and one bicep and look like you beat it more the Michael Jackson on repeat.
Only your mom.
@yakkoTDI I thank you. I’m sure she appreciates being lifed into her wheel chair. Can you also make sure she get her meds, please. The assisted living place is getting tired of her.
@TheCO2 No problem. I can take her to the movies as well and get the really good parking on Friday nights.
@yakkoTDI Make sure you take an extra pair of Depends if you do, and you will want some strong perfume to cover up the urine smell.
/giphy heavy lifting
Can you help me use the restroom? The doctor said I can’t lift anything heavy.
@medz You are not supposed to lift the whole bathroom, just your teeny weeny peeny.
@yakkoTDI
/giphy above average
Bro? Really?
It’s the only way I can get my shoes on.
Of course, I lift the food to my mouth.
Lyft?
No only Uber
Nah bro, you don’t lift…
/giphy pump you up
YES!
https://giphy.com/gifs/man-drinker-e6TR9n00dL3JS
@daveinwarsh OMG. They cut it off before we could see whether it all stayed down or not.
The last time I lifted a candy bar, my father made me write an apology to the store manager. In cursive.
Education is nice, but big biceps are importanter.
@mike808 Um… You can have both?
@brainmist @mike808 Nope. Only two muscles. Either both biceps and look good or brain and one bicep and look like you beat it more the Michael Jackson on repeat.
Yes, I do lift myself up quite a lot during the day. I need to start moving myself further before I put myself down again.
/youtube I lift things up and put them down
Yes I do!
Usually 12 oz. or 16 oz. brews, but when I’m really ambitious I’ll go up to a 22 if it’s happy hour!
Do you even lift, mate?
@PocketBrain Everything’s stronger in Oz.
@PocketBrain @werehatrack But body odor doesn’t count.
Do 16oz curls count?
@macromeh Yes. Yes they do. (And hats’ off to Elysian Space Dust!)
@brainmist @macromeh
IPAs suck. Real beer doesn’t need preservatives.
/image Rochefort 12
@macromeh Excellent beer choice!
@mike808
Preach it!
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3992
@werehatrack This is what you were wanting to link:
@mike808 @werehatrack
Best description I’ve ever heard!
If this poll gets used for a Mediocritee shirt, then the shirt for people who voted “yes” had better be a muscle shirt.