6-Pack: OffLimits Offensively Delicious Cereal

  • Choose between cinnamon, pandan (vanilla), or strawberry (or a mixed pack!)
  • It tastes like delicious breakfast cereal without all the corner-cutting bullshit ingredients
  • Fun packaging
  • Can it make a margarita: No but you could make some cereal-infused milk with it for a delicious boozy milkshake
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You Get What You Pay For

Here’s what OffLimits sets out to do in their own words:

In a world full of rules, we do what’s OffLimits. Unlike what you find in the cereal aisle, we give the middle finger to breakfast as we know it. We’re bringing you all the fun & flavor with none of the artificial ingredients commonly found in cereal. Our offensively delicious flavors and band of mascots are here to help you play with your food.

Is this a little cringey? Yes. Does their commitment to quirk (something we obviously appreciate) result in a website that is almost painful to navigate? Sure.

But at the end of the day, they pursue a noble goal: to make their own versions of the sweet breakfast cereal we knew and loved as children… sans the bullshit. In other words, this isn’t the cereal equivalent of some asshole chef making a plate of “macaroni and cheese” composed of four rustic elbow noodles and a Taleggio foam. No, OffLimits instead wants to deliver that totally authentic sugary cereal experience, just without all the garbage.

The problem? The garbage ensures one essential part of the sugary cereal experience. Which is: the low price.

And so, OffLimits ends up with a product that outright boasts about how close it is to your various big-time guilty pleasure options from the breakfast aisle while costing anywhere between 2 and 10 times as much, with no benefits beyond an ingredient list where nothing ends in -ide, -trate, or -flavin. And we don’t mean to downplay how cool that is. It just might not be cool enough that customers won’t bristle at a box of cereal that costs more than a dollar per ounce.

Which is why it’s so rad that we’re selling it here on Meh today. Because you can get all that goodness without spending all that money!

Now, to be fair, this isn’t as cheap as the off-brand value bag of “Glazed Corn Circles” at the grocery store. But it costs less than you’ll find anywhere else online, which we think makes it a worthwhile thing to try.

So go ahead, buy some, and enjoy some junk food cereal that’s all food, no junk.

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