A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 6-Pack of Ice Labs Natural Essential Oil Blends. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

So, the most important thing about this is that it films 360 degree footage. If you’re like, uh, what does that even mean? don’t worry, we were too! But it’s pretty simple: it films a full circle around you, all at once, so that you can relive all your Extreme Thrills ™ from every angle. Okay, maybe that’s not simple at all. Probably the best thing is to just watch this professional promo video. Or if you want to see what it really looks like, @Moose took it for a ride. Does that help?

The answer is yes and no. It does help show what this camera’s capable of, but it doesn’t help mitigate what you thought when you arrived at the site, which is: You can talk all you want about this thing’s weird 360 lens or whatever, but at the of the day, you’re selling another damn camera! We get that. Really, we do! And we’re willing to do what we need to do to fix this issue.

Sorry. That’s a bit misleading. We don’t mean we’re going to stop selling cameras. Seriously, C’mon people! We’ve got mouths to feed here. And we can’t feed them cameras. We tried. And now, beyond mouths to feed, we have medical bills to pay.

What we’re saying is, we’re willing to rebrand cameras to sound like something different so you you feel less like we’re selling the same thing all the time. Here, try this:

It appears like a Poke-ball, and in a way it is. Only, it’s designed to catch the most valuable Pokemen of all: a memory! So purchase this Poke-ball, and start memory-hunting TODAY!

No? Then how about this:

According to Wikipedia, “The third eye (also called the mind’s eye, or inner eye) is a mystical and esoteric concept of a speculative invisible eye which provides perception beyond ordinary sight.” While this third eye might not be invisible, it can definitely perceive something beyond ordinary sight: all the angles at once!

Or, one final try:

In the seminal absurdist 1999 film, Being John Malkovich, some people find a portal into the mind of the titular actor. Now, with this portable portal maker, you can be your own John Malkovich! If John Malkovich did rad stuff like mountain bike or sky dive! Which, IDK, maybe he does! We don’t know, but we do know this thing is a pretty cool!

Okay, we’ll admit. This isn’t really working. But hey! 360 degrees! That’s neat, right?