6-Pack: Hunter's Reserve Hickory Smoked Summer Sausage

  • Bison, venison, and boar
  • You can get 6 of one flavor ($12), half bison and half boar ($15), or 2 of each flavor ($18)
  • Best by November 2024 (and probably still good after per this letter from Hunter’s Reserve)
  • Is it available in Georgia Red: Yikes, if you open one and it’s bright red, definitely throw it away
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In Other Words

What do we have here? An array of tasty summer sausages. There’s bison, venison, and boar in a variety of configurations: two of each flavor, six of one, or halfies of the bison and boar. Over on Amazon, this stuff earns a 4.2 out of 5 based on more than 1600 reviews. Pretty good, right? We should also mention that it’s best by November 2024. And while a best-by date is not an expiration date, that’s still pretty soon.

In other words: We are selling our reserve of Hunter’s Reserve Summer Sausage.

So, why would you buy meat products from us rather than, say, going to Amazon and buying fresher summer sausage? Well, it’s pretty simple: 6 of these things would cost you close to $50 over there. Here, we’ve got them for as low as $12.

In other words: You never saw such a sausage sale.

But what happens if we don’t blow through our stock of this stuff in one sale? It’s pretty simple. We’ll do what we always do: sell it again as a daily deal or during a Meh-rathon.

In other words: We may have to re-serve our reserve of Hunter’s Reserve Summer Sausage, at which point you could possibly say, “I saw such a sausage sale before.”

Now, that might raise your hackles just a little bit. Given, again, that these things are best by November of this year.

In other words: you may have some reservations concerning our re-serving our reserves of Hunter’s Reserve Summer Sausage.

Which is why you should buy them today. That way you’ll have a little bit of time to eat them with total peace of mind. Not to mention, there’s probably a week or two of summer-y afternoons to enjoy a picnic in the park. And these would be the perfect addition.

In other words: Well, actually, we don’t really have a funny way to rephrase that. So buy some sausages, please.

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