6-Pack: Birch Benders & Pillsbury Baking Mixes & Frostings
- Keto-friendly takes on all the dessert classics
- Also some non-keto full-sugar options up for grabs
- Lots of baking options, but not a lot of carbs (in the keto stuff, anyways)
- Fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, blueberry muffins, yellow cake, chocolate cake, frostings, etc.
- Just kidding about the “etc.” That was all the things.
- Can it make a margarita? It can make a margarita disgusting.
Carbon Copies?
John stood in the dusty shadows of the wood-slatted old outbuilding wondering what the fuss was about. He questioned why he came.
“It’s a barn,” he called to his companion, Reggie, an excitable antique merchant with round spectacles and an eye for hidden deals.
“So you say,” the second man smiled. “But under those tarps are some of the most valuable old vehicles you’re going to find on this side of the Mississippi.”
“Not just a barn, then,” replied the first.
“No,” winked the latter. “A barn with cars. A carbARN.
“Why’d you say it like th—”
“Sometimes when you’re digging through a carbARN you need to look at the potential. Right there is a box of carbURETORS, probably fouled up with carbON, but still worth something,” Reggie continued.
“It’s just that your pronunciation is a little—”
“Oh my gracious, look over there! Right there on that old bench is where the carbOYS used to sit while waiting for a Customer to pull up to the service station where they’d wipe down the windshield for a nickel. (Of course they’d just blow it on a carbONATED beverage, later. They earned it after breathing in the carbOLIC acid fumes from that caustic soap they used to try and scrub away the disgusting carbUNCLES that would sometimes form on their skin.”
“Wait, what?”
“Sure! You think life was all peaches and cream and decadent carbONARA pasta back then? Those exhaust manifolds didn’t DEcarbONIZE themselves, you know?”
“I guess, just…why is your voice doing that thing, though?”
“Huh? I can’t help it if I get a little excited when I think about carbOLIZING carbOXYLIC HALOcarbONS through a process of carbONIUM ionization, especially as it pertains to early-century gas station boys hustling for soda pop money, can I?!?!?”
“WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??”
“Oh, sorry. I prefer to reduce the carbs.”
“I hate this website so much.”
And speaking of reducing carbs, today’s baking mixes and frostings are 100 percent keto and, like, at least 90ish percent delicious. We’ve got brownies and muffins and cookies and frostings, all quite tasty and all ready to minimize your net carb intake through minor miracles of modern food science.
Whether you’re a full-blown keto head or just looking to navigate the baking season with treats that don’t weigh you down, this deal has something for you.
Oh, and before you ask, most of this is best by mid-2024 or later! Checkmate, Meh skeptics.
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