@Kyeh: >>>Oh, I did see it - I was just applauding your contribution to this wood pile on!<<<
Oops, i thought you were trying to lure me into the weeds. I should have axed you what you meant before ash-uming i (k)newel! Thank yew for the attempted kudos! [You’re right, “yew” was a great one, props to @adenevens!]
@yakkoTDI Birch sap can be made into a sweet syrup and sugar, just like maple. But it doesn’t have fructose, glucose, or sucrose, it has xylose. Hence, it’s keto (no carbs). Be careful indulging, until your gut gets used to it you can find yourself with the Trots.
My oven is busted and so of course I need this. Maybe it’ll be there first thing done to break in my new oven. Maybe I’ll make it in my toaster oven. Time will tell!
@Muutdaddy I wish! I love in a condo building and I miss grilling. It’s just been a bitch to replace the wall oven because it has to be gas and the few companies that still make them upcharge twice the cost for French doors. And the existing one is up too high for anything else.
@robson
My only criticism of it is having to have cinnamon frosting when I get the cinnamon bun mix.
I think I would much rather have the sour cream frosting instead.
…and there’s no point in buying it separately, because then we’d never use the cinnamon frosting.
/giphy 1st world problems
Regular cake mix on sale at the grocery store is a dollar. The keto cake mix is a deal of sorts, but otherwise those prices are a little silly for a deal site.
Specs
Product: 6-Pack: Birch Benders & Pillsbury Baking Mixes & Frostings
Condition: New
Birch Benders Keto Vanilla Frosting
Birch Benders Keto Chocolate Frosting
Birch Benders Keto Ultimate Fudge Brownie Mix
Birch Benders Keto Chocolate Chip Cookie Mix
Birch Benders Keto Blueberry Muffin Mix
Birch Benders Keto Yellow Cake Mix
Birch Benders Keto Chocolate Cake Mix
Birch Benders Organic Ultimate Fudge Brownie Mix (non-keto)
Pillsbury Cinnamon Bun Cake Mix
Pillsbury Cinnamon Bun Frosting
Pillsbury Cream Cheese Flavored Ready to Use Frosting Bag
What’s Included?
OR
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Price Comparison
Keto Brownies: $51.98 (for 6) at Amazon
Cinnamon Cake Mix & Frosting: $41.40 (for 3 of each) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jan 2 - Thursday, Jan 4
Birch? No oak? No cedar?
@yakkoTDI you can take your oak and cedar and shove it up your ash.
@carl669 @yakkoTDI You guys need to work this out peacefully. Maybe sign a tree-tee…
@carl669 @shahnm I have been pining for peace.
@carl669 @yakkoTDI You’re Oak-A.
@shahnm @yakkoTDI knock off the sassafras or I’ll kick you in the balsam.
@carl669 @shahnm @yakkoTDI
Carl, such heated o piñons! How’s your aspen?
@carl669 @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I getting pretty sycamore of this…
@carl669 @Kyeh @shahnm @yakkoTDI You people are so a-corny.
@carl669 @Kyeh @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI Mehtizens…always beech-ing about something!
@carl669 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI Hey, @ircon96 - It’s not a proper punfest if it leaves you out!
@carl669 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI @ircon96 Rats, I should have said “It wood not be a proper punfest…”
@carl669 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI
@Kyeh
See my post (& rail) right above your original “heads up”! ![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f609.png)
@carl669 @ircon96 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI![:wood:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1fab5.png)
Oh, I did see it - I was just applauding your contribution to this wood pile on!
@carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI … “if it leaves yew out.”
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI I just read over all of these puns, and I think it’s time for a collective face-palm…
@adenevens @ircon96 @Kyeh @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI you mean a collective sumac to the forehead?
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI This entire conversation makes me pine over the mehtizan days yore.
This is a really poplar discussion
@DKBingham I dunno. Maybe we’ve been bark-ing up the wrong tree. Maybe we should branch out…
@carl669 @ircon96 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI![:woman_facepalming_tone1:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f926-1f3fb-2640.png)
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@adenevens - OH! Of course - that’d be the best pun in my feeble sentence; wish I’d thought of it!
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI Fir sure!!
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI you guys are really arboring too many feelings about plants.
We need to get together and conifer over what to do next. It would have to be swift and deciduous.
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @pakopako @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI
Relax, @pakopako - I think you’re missing the forest for the trees…
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @Kyeh @pakopako @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI I can’t Beech about any of this.![:thumbsup:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f44d.png)
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @krmugn52 @Kyeh @pakopako @shahnm @tombroadcaster Wow! This really blossomed while I was busy today.
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @krmugn52 @Kyeh @pakopako @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI We knew it would take root.
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @pakopako @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI
@krmugn52 - Ircon96 beech ya to this one …
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @krmugn52 @pakopako @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI
This maple-ay on for a while longer, but I’ll admit it’s gotten pretty sappy.
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @krmugn52 @Kyeh @pakopako @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI I don’t know about that - we’ve already made alder puns…
@carl669 @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI
@Kyeh: >>>Oh, I did see it - I was just applauding your contribution to this wood pile on!<<<
Oops, i thought you were trying to lure me into the weeds. I should have axed you what you meant before ash-uming i (k)newel! Thank yew for the attempted kudos!
[You’re right, “yew” was a great one, props to @adenevens!]
@yakkoTDI Birch sap can be made into a sweet syrup and sugar, just like maple. But it doesn’t have fructose, glucose, or sucrose, it has xylose. Hence, it’s keto (no carbs). Be careful indulging, until your gut gets used to it you can find yourself with the Trots.
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @krmugn52 @Kyeh @pakopako @shahnm @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI I willow say that this is one of the best Meh threads in a while! Really spruced up my day!!
@adenevens @carl669 @ircon96 @JWhirly @krmugn52 @Kyeh @pakopako @tombroadcaster @yakkoTDI I do cedar joy it’s brought everyone, broadleaf speaking.
take my $5 monthly shit-talking fee already.
Are these glutton-free?
@phendrick Looks like some of the Birch Bender’s options are. At least from a zoom on the images of the packaging.
@ExtraMedium @phendrick They asked about Glutton-Free, no mention or care of Gluten!
yeah… don’t let the dog eat the keto frosting. sugar alcohols can kill them
@carl669 xylitol is fatal for dogs. Others might just cause a bit of diarrhea. So not good but not deadly.
@alose ohhhh… i thought it was all sugar alcohols. good to know!
@alose @carl669 also fatal for insects and termites. (But fit for human consumption!)
My oven is busted and so of course I need this. Maybe it’ll be there first thing done to break in my new oven. Maybe I’ll make it in my toaster oven. Time will tell!
@Jamileigh17 Time for an Easy Bake oven!![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f609.png)
@Jamileigh17 time for a traeger!
@Muutdaddy I wish! I love in a condo building and I miss grilling. It’s just been a bitch to replace the wall oven because it has to be gas and the few companies that still make them upcharge twice the cost for French doors. And the existing one is up too high for anything else.
@Jamileigh17
![:dizzy_face:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f635.png)
![:nerd:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f913.png)
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I thought you said ‘break’ your new oven…
@Jamileigh17 I actually use my air fryer for baking small batches now. The thing is too big to move, might as well get some more use out of it right?
For some reason this deal strikes me as extra rando…
I guess it shouldn’t, this is meh after all and we’ve had some pretty weird shit here.
@robson
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My only criticism of it is having to have cinnamon frosting when I get the cinnamon bun mix.
I think I would much rather have the sour cream frosting instead.
…and there’s no point in buying it separately, because then we’d never use the cinnamon frosting.
/giphy 1st world problems
/giphy excellent-blustery-sash
![](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
/giphy scrumptious-grateful-tree
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@pakopako Omg, i think that means the bot was monitoring our tree-related punfest!![:flushed:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f633.png)
Regular cake mix on sale at the grocery store is a dollar. The keto cake mix is a deal of sorts, but otherwise those prices are a little silly for a deal site.
@ardycake still?
@ardycake The cinnamon stuff at least is made of Inobtanium, unless you want to pay $10 for a can of frosting from scalpers.
Stevia, I do not like to taste you…
@Yeknomgod Same here, somehow something I’ve tried growing in my own garden tastes more like saccharin than sugar?!
@kg714x @Yeknomgod
I can’t stand it either.
Margarita Brownies?
@somf69 Never tried it with brownies, but tequila and triple sec works great in lemon bars.
@somf69 I think they go better with cannabis butter![:laughing:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f606.png)
I think it’s time for Meh to open the “ExpiringSoon” branch of Mercatalyst inc.
Aw Fred. At least it’s an honest living.
This stuff is up for sale again on Sidedeal today, and they still haven’t shipped my order from meh from more than two weeks ago