6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares

  • Flameless LED road flare with 15 LEDs and 9 safety modes
  • Magnet sticks to your car
  • Shatterproof ABS lenses and rubber bumpers
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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I Have A BS In BS

“Back to School” sales, huh? Honestly, anything could be considered school-related if we come up with convincing-enough BS, right? C’mon, it’ll be fun! We’ll do it just like all those essays we did on books we never even read past the back cover!

You know how the pick-up line is always such a mess? Put down some road flares to detour other parents and take the lane for yourself!

Yes… Yes… Let them be consumed by the flames of chaos! Burn it all down! Pick up your child and burn it all down!

What, what’s that? No fire? Damn.

So far today...

  • 230492 of you visited.
  • 36% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 318 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 111 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1473 total.
  • (including shipping)

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