6-Pack: GreenTech Pure Power Dimmable LED Lightbulbs

  • Six LED bulbs in your choice of shape, from 40W to 75W equivalents
  • These are the nice LEDs that give a warm and inviting glow, not a cold and alienating glare
  • Dimmable in most dimmers, but in older TRIAC-based dimmers, they won’t turn completely off
  • Model: ??? (the “model numbers” listed on these packages are 17 characters long and useless in Google so we’re not typing that shit out, sorry)
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So long-lasting! So efficient! So what?

Whoa, LED bulbs, amirite ppl? Aren’t they amazing and futuristic? Anybody? No?

We’ve just about reached the point where we can stop calling them LED bulbs and just call them, you know, lightbulbs. They’re nothing special anymore. Standard issue. The default setting. Generic staples of modern living.

These particular bulbs are dimmable, which is still a mite unusual, for the moment. But even that has an asterisk attached: certain kinds of dimmers will not turn LED bulbs completely off. Otherwise, they’re as commonplace as, you know, lightbulbs.

What’s not commonplace is prices like this. If we can’t dazzle you with product, we gotta wow you with price. So jump in and stock up on these like they’re toilet paper or frozen burritos or something. We’ve got six-packs of flood, can, standard, vanity, and candelabra bulbs in wattage equivalents from 75W down to 40W. Buy strategically and you’ll be set for years to come.

Maybe this is a new stage in the domestication of the wild LED, another step toward total commodification. Maybe this event, today, marks a significant technological and commercial milestone. Or maybe we’re just giving way too much thought to what are just, you know, lightbulbs.

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And you bought...

  • 1875 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $43296 total.
  • (including shipping)

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