50-Count: Individually Wrapped Disposable 3-Ply Youth Face Masks
A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories
This is a 50-pack of disposable 3-ply masks. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.
Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.
Every Christmas, Belinda (Abby-Gail Railson) gets a lot of great gifts. Her father (Xarles Putt) gives her a pony to add to her ever expanding stable, the construction of which was a gift from her rich fiancé (Gilroy Longly). And it’s no secret around the office of the popular magazine where she works that Belinda always earns the biggest bonus!
So, when she receives a pair of Dickies Work Socks as part of an office Secret Santa exchange, she’d naturally be unimpressed, right? Wrong! Because how could her Secret Santa have known about the notoriously poor circulation in her feet, the lingering affect of a traumatic accident on a frozen pond decades ago, of which she has not told a single soul? And more to the point: does this mean that this unknown coworker might be her real true love? Find out in… Secret Santa Admirer!
Famed director Grentz Miregwentz once again brings his dazzling claymation vision to life. This time, his subject is Squiggy The Snake (voiced by Patrack Tamothy Smath). Squiggy is feeling down. After all, it’s hard enough to make friends when you’re the only snake at Santa’s workshop, let alone a snake that shoots lasers from his mouth whenever he laughs.
But when Santa (voiced by Sir Bartlett Cronline) hears that the evil Grop (voiced by Tawdly Heartfine) and his band of dragon-riding sky pirates are plotting to hold him up while he makes his Christmas Eve journey–well, Squiggy might be just the co-pilot he needs. And if Squiggy’s in a sour mood, then it’s a good thing that quirky wise-cracking reindeer groomer Ashley (voiced by comedian Lizzy Grapes) is coming along too. With more zingers than Santa has toys, she’s bound to make anyone–even a quasi-magical depressive snake–laugh out loud!
This Christmas, sparks will fly in… Snake’s On A Sleigh!
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
