5-Pack: Bell and Howell Reusable Alien Tape Rolls with Nano-Grip Tech (10' each)
Our Take
- Tape that sticks
- Like, it can stop leaks and stuff
- We got your IRK right here
The Stocking Stuffer: a Ghastly Christmas Meh-rathon
Hugo, I have come to learn, is an only child. Moreover, he was homeschooled. Starting when he was ten, his parents began a series of accelerated correspondence courses, each of them earning, in the course of the following eight years, four doctorates. This, they thought, allowed them to continue homeschooling Hugo through college and even grant him an unofficial master’s. The veracity of this schooling, I cannot claim to know. I once asked if his parents’ degrees came from an accredited university, and he assured me that, first of all, it was pronounced ‘accelerated’ and that yes, his parents’ schools had augmented the course of study with speed in mind. This conversation did not reassure me as to the quality of his education.
Stick with us all day to see what stuff we have in stock to stuff your stockings. (Ability of all products to fit in a stocking not guaranteed.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.