48-Pack: Gym Weed Adaptogen Energy Drink (Tangerine)
- Habit-forming
- Energy-boosting
- Did we mention we were selling can holders that would hide this?
- Best by January (yes, this month!) Not to worry… they’ll still be fine for months
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
New Year’s Revolutions: A Meh-rathon
Being a better person is so last year. Let’s turn self-improvement on its head.
The Deal: Odd energy drink
The Obvious Resolution: Smoke less weed
The Superior Revolution: Drink more weed