46-Piece Better Battery Co. Alkaline Battery Variety Pack
Our Take
- Lots of batteries
- Neatly organized
- Includes an envelope to send used batteries back for recycling
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY
And what is the Power Wash program?
MACE
I have no idea, I swear!
ROY
Fair enough. You’ve given me some things to look into, at least, and I appreciate that. But you know what I hate more than messes? Waste.
ROY, still holding the vodka, brings it to his lips and shoots it in one gulp. MACE, trembling, watches him set the glass down and get up from his stool. Before he goes, ROY pats MACE on the shoulder.
ROY
Maybe order one for yourself. You look stressed. A drink might help take the edge off.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
