4-Pack: Vega One All-In-One AND/OR Gut Health Protein Shakes (76-120 Servings)

PRICE PER SERVING
Chocolate: $0.45
Orange Ginger: $0.28

  • The all-in-one shake tastes like chocolate and gives you 20 grams of plant-based protein from pea, hemp, sacha inchi, and flax
  • The gut health shake tastes like orange and ginger and gives you 15 grams of plant-based protein
  • Also in the gut health one: 2 billion CFUs of probiotics and 5 grams of prebiotics fiber for good gut bacteria
  • Just good stuff, all around
  • Model: 5UZ4NN3-V364
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Choose Your Own Eatventure

You are in the middle of some very important work when your stomach starts to rumble and you realize it’s your lunch hour. You don’t have time to cook anything complicated, so what do you do?

  1. Go out for lunch. (Proceed to GO OUT.)

  2. Have a little snack. (Proceed to QUICK SNACK.)

  3. Whip up a quick Vega protein shake. (Proceed to MAKE SHAKE.)

GO OUT

You decide to go out for a quick lunch. You tell yourself you’re going to order a salad, but then when you get to the place, you decide to go with a burger, fries, and a Coke. It’s too much, and you leave feeling tired and bloated, which means you are unable to focus on your work for the rest of the day.

(End.)

QUICK SNACK

You have a little snack. Like an apple or a granola bar. But c’mon, that’s not enough. You’re just hungry ten minutes later, and now you have no choice but to go out and get something.

(Proceed to GO OUT.)

MAKE SHAKE

You whip up a quick Vega protein shake. Whether you go with the all-in-one (a total meal replacement) or the gut health option (which supports healthy gut bacteria), it doesn’t matter. Either way, you get a big healthy dose of protein that’ll keep you going and leave you feeling full but not too full. And that means you’ll have no problem returning to that very important work.

Which is…

DEFUSING A BOMB!

Did we forget to mention that before?

Anyway, what’s it gonna be?

  1. Cut the red wire. (Proceed to RED WIRE.)

  2. Cut the blue wire. (Proceed to BLUE WIRE.)

Sorry, we’re not actually doing a whole choose-your-own-path story here. But you can feel free to keep things going in the comments.

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