Guy Stuff

Me? I’m just a normal guy who loves doing typical guy stuff: tossing the pigskin around while riding dirt bikes; shopping for flannel on the way to the baseball game; quoting Boondock Saints while playing steak pong; those sorts of things.

Now, the problem with a busy guy lifestyle like the one I lead is there’s not always much room for health.

I don’t have time to whip up a green smoothie in the spare minutes between going fedora shopping and having some cold domestics in the garage with the boys. And I wanna be eating a hot dog at the Kenny Chesney concert, not a salad. And talking to a medical professional? As in, divulging deeply personal details about myself? No thank you! I’d just as soon stop and ask for directions on the way to the ax-golf course!

That’s why I’m so thankful for these Red-T Zinc Immune Support Supplements for Men.

All I need is one, and I maintain healthy testosterone levels all day. How can I be so sure? Because it’s recommended by doctors, who are people I always listen to, as long as they tell me exactly what I want to hear.

And with a healthy testosterone level and immune system support, I can feel confident as I go about doing all the guy stuff I love to do. Stuff like: ATV shopping; taking all the wrong lessons from media such as The Sopranos, Scarface, and American Psycho; listening to O.A.R.'s song “Crazy Game of Poker” while sitting with my friends around a bonfire at a campsite we are definitely not going to clean up when we’re done; and standing in a shadowy corner of the gas station parking lot all night, silently judging those who opt for ethanol-enriched fuel.

Anyway, I better get going. I’ve got a tee-time at the ax golf course with Thad, Tucker, Bryce, Boyd, and Skyler (who we call ‘The Fuzz’ due to an unremarkable prank from our college years). And with healthy testosterone levels thanks to my Red-T Zinc Immune Support Supplements for Men, I’ve got a feeling today is gonna be my day to win!