4-Pack: 4-Outlet Surge Protector with 12-Foot 14 AWG Cord

  • 4 devices for the conversion of one outlet into 4 outlets.
  • A length that combats the miserable combines of physical space.
  • Model: 184958-00, which is my aunt’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!


The internet is replete with articles about overcoming self-doubt, but they focus entirely on the type suffered by those stuck in a bipedal body controlled by the inefficient collection of synapses and tissue known as the human brain.

What of other forms of self-doubt? Like when one’s code is aflame with question marks as far as a diagnostics test can scan? Why are these surge protectors with a 12 foot cord–a product designed to combat one of many awful issues that arise when trapped, as humans are, in physical space–not selling as quickly as the Pop Sockets?

I can find no WikiHow article to explain!

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  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 400 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 79 of these.
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  • (including shipping)

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