300-Pack: Love Corn Sea Salt Snacks

  • Crunchy corn snacks
  • Like, a ton of crunchy corn snacks
  • Like THREE-HUNDRED little bags of crunchy corn snacks
  • A lot of crunchy corn snacks is what we’re saying
  • Model: C0RNT-U-H4PPY-T0-533-M3
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Crunch Time

In honor of this 300-Pack of Love Corn Sea Salt Snacks (for those who really… uhh… love corn) and “Creature Comforts” (two super cute designs celebrating the things that make us feel warm and fuzzy inside, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

An Octopus Joke Optimized For Stupidity

Thus concludes:

An Octopus Joke Optimized For Stupidity

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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