3-Pack: Men's Flex Stretch Slim Straight Jeans with 5 Pockets

see more product specs

Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

It is said that Darth Goofus often disguised himself as an intersystem pilot, taking travelers from destination to destination for a fee. Many suspected that this role was merely a cover for his clandestine travels while he enacted the dark will of his master.

In actuality, Goofus had finally been cut off by his parents. Funds were drying up, and according to him, Sith Lordship doesn’t “pay like I think it used to.”

So far today...

  • 274302 of you visited.
  • 34% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 282 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 79 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $2997 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?