3-Pack: Halo Mini-Lite Flashlights

  • Having a bunch of little flashlights is helpful in a power outage
  • Halo can you go?
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February 28th, 2081

The chief of the fleet through deceit and trickery
Will make the timid ones come out of their galleys:
Come out, murdered, the chief renouncer of chrism,
Then through ambush they will pay him his wages,
By popping out of wooden barrels and pelting him with rolls of quarters.

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