26-Piece: Truman's Gentlemen's Groomers Face & Hair Care Set
Our Take
- Too many apostrophes
- Good grooming products though
- Sigh… 2 shampoos, 2 hair pastes, 3 matte texturizers, 1 facial moisturizer, 5 shave creams, 3 travel shave creams, 5 aftershave balms, and 5 lip balms
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
CUT TO:
A shot of LESTER’s knife clattering to the floor.
LESTER
But… it can’t be… You said I’d never see you again… You said you were done with that life…
ROY and SADIE stand in the doorway.
ROY
Once a cleaner, always a cleaner, and boy do I have a mess to deal with now, Les.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
