Too late It’s over

20-Pack: Random Fidget Spinners

What on earth are you going to do with 20 fidget spinners
Ok, sure, stockings
You know, perfect for people who have 18 kids and want a couple for themselves
And the long-term planners out there can get ready for next Halloween
Uh, one for each finger and each toe?
Some have the LEDs much like those we’ve sold before
Others have metal components (they don’t light up but they tend to spin longer and don’t have batteries to run out)
Your assortment will be random, both plastic color and LED vs metal
Let’s get ahead of this: some won’t work as well as others. Some lights might not come on, some might not spin very long, most will be perfectly fine. Buy 40 if you want to make sure you get 20 that work great
Model: RANDOSPINPAK20

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Black Friday Schmack Friday

Look around the Internet at all these phonies. Big ol’ established retailers, showing off their cute little limited-quantity loss leaders with unwarranted pride, like so many tipsy ladies posing with their work at the end of one of those painting nights out.

Welcome to the party, pals. Sorry if we don’t muster a WOOOOOOO at your arrival, but it’s been going a while. We’re deep into the serious conversations with longtime friends in the kitchen phase of it, and frankly we don’t expect you’ll be staying long.

Hey, we’ve got nothing against new arrivals if they’re here to dig the scene. If today’s many sales events were a sign our fellow merchmongers were getting real about that deals life, we’d welcome them to it. But they aren’t. They couldn’t if they wanted to. And they don’t want to.

How hard is it to take a small loss on one or two hot items one day a year? It’s a whole goddamned calendar full of Black Fridays for us out here. And all we sell is loss leaders. No one tosses a bag of snacks and a liter of pop in his/her cart on the way out of our store, tell you what.

So what’s a thoroughbred deals outfit like us supposed to do on a day like today, when it seems every retailer out there is trying to outshine each other at our game?

Same as any other day, we guess. (Like, literally almost exactly the same as some other recent days.)

Here’s a 20-pack of random fidget spinners. Some light up; some don’t. Styles and quality will vary. It’s not impossible you even end up with a poorly-spinning (or non-spinning) dud in your batch. The idea is that it won’t matter to you because you’re getting a frankly dumb number of them. Pitch the ones that don’t please you, you’ll still have too many.

And honestly, enjoy whatever other deals you can find out there. Post in our forum to tell us if you find any good ones! We love good deals. To an almost unhealthy degree. Maybe “love” isn’t even the word. Maybe our stance is more of, like, sick, singleminded obsession.

For those other stores, it’s a brief flirtation. When it blows over, we’ll still be here doing our thing.

And then we’ll be here the day after that.

And the day after that.