2-Pack: Wise Owl Outfitters Large Camping Towels with Washcloths
- Big towels and some wash cloths
- You can use them even if you don’t camp; we won’t tell
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY drops the MASKED MAN and stands up, dusting himself off and looking around for a broom.
ROY
You can come out now, Mr. Thomas.
MR. THOMAS stands from behind the counter.
MR. THOMAS
Roy, you are one of a kind. I swear, this town is a lot cleaner since you’ve arrived and set up shop.
ROY
What? Isn’t that exactly what you said before?
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
