2-Pack: Voza V100S Hi-Res Bass Series Lossless Audio Wired Earbuds
- They’re wired! Remember wired things, everybody?
- Man, really takes me back.
- Braided cable, enhanced bass, and a built-in mic
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 2-Pack Voza V100S Hi-Res Bass Series Lossless Audio Wired Earbuds!“
“Wow, really?”
“Yeah!”
“Now I can fill all FOUR of my earholes!”
“Yeah! Wait, I mean, your four what?”
