2-Pack: ToiletTree Modern Deluxe Freestanding Toilet Cleaning Tools
Our Take
- The toilet is gross no matter what
- But it can also get REALLY gross
- These will help keep it just normal gross
- Here are some reviews from the single pack listing
- Modern stainless steel finish (Fancy!)
- What do they have to do with cats: Nothing, so if you’re in the market for cat stuff, maybe check out Mediocritee
Clean Your Can
Basically, what we have here is a 2-pack of stylish, modern-looking brush-things with silicone bristles, which are more sanitary than normal bristles, if you think about it. After all, it’s gotta be easier to clean stuff out of these, right? Oh, also: each one has a nice base, so you can put it in and hide the end that gets nasty until it’s time to go to work.
Go to work on what, you ask? Your crapper when it looks like a scene out of some toilet horror movie!
What do you mean you’ve never heard of “toilet horror” before? It’s one of the fastest growing horror-sub genres out there, giving us such hit films as:
- Shit Follows
- The Crappening
- Smellraiser
- I Know What Poo Did Last Summer
- Fl-hush
- Turd Box
- Salem’s Pot
- Nosferatoot
- Suspeeria
- (Oh No, I’m Lactose-Intolerant And I Just Had Some) Heredit-dairy
Wow.
Ugh.
But give us a break, okay? It’s Sunday and we’re selling toilet bowl scrubbers. What do you want? A big breakdown of how to use these things? Some quotes from reviews on leading bathroom sites around the internet?
Just get them and clean your can, okay?
