8-Pack: Star Wars Electronic Jedi Apprentice Lightsabers

  • 8 laser swords, perfect for your fanfic video short
  • Extend with a flick of the wrist
  • You get eight of them
  • Red and blue
  • Sorry, no Samuel L. Jackson purple
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7 Years Of Internet: A Meh-rathon

A quick moment in the “Star Wars” prequels marked a turning point in the iconic character arc that begins with a little blonde kid racing space go-carts and ends with the iconic badassery that is Darth Vader.

It also turned out to be supremely memeable.

Next-level prequel nerds: yes there’s an extra double twist joke here about what it means when Anakin orders lightsabers…for kids.

But differently order your own right now. For kids!

So far today...

  • 67704 of you visited.
  • 36% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 808 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

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  • 29 of these.
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  • (including shipping)

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