2-Pack: Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer
Our Take
- They make cold brew coffee FAST
- (Or, faster than traditional brewing methods, like 25 minutes)
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 2-pack of Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewers as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “Our love is like this cold brewer; even if you forget a date, you can still enjoy it. Get it? Because you can forget to make cold brew overnight? And still use this?”
What it actually says: “For belated Valentine’s, I got you something that makes cold coffee on purpose. Lucky you!”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
