2-Pack Pineapple Pool Floats

  • Look like pineapples
  • Float like floats
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

You wouldn’t expect to see a celebrity in the quaint hamlet of Raining Cats And Dogs Junction. After all, it’s never been the lap of luxury, especially since the pineapple pool float factory shut down. But that makes it perfect escape for v-tuber Bart Finkelstein. He’s tired of the hustle and bustle of the big city and just wants to spend the holiday somewhere quiet. But when he meets Mary Chowderbus, a single mom who’s set aside her dreams of becoming a Olde English rapper to work as a waitress at the local *taqueria *–well, let’s just say, he might extend his stay! Watch the sparks fly in, All I Neeeeeeeed For Christmas Is You!

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