2-Pack or 5-Pack: Silvercrest Fitness Tracker
Our Take
- Your choice of a 2-pack or 5-pack of these simple fitness trackers- Works with a free app called “ezfit” that presumably makes fitness EZ- Give some to your friends (the ones who won’t be offended by receiving a gift that suggests they could stand to exercise more)- Track your steps and … that’s pretty much it. They’re simple and cheap- They make the perfect stocking stuffer for your out-of-shape family members- You know, I bet most people who wear step counters are actually in above-average shape since they’re even thinking about this- So wear this so people think of you as someone who thinks about this and therefore might be in better shape than average- Just wear it on the wrist of your non-Twinkie-holding hand- Pick either all black or a combination of green and black - Model: 9954-XDSB012100 (The model number engineer knows they have achieved perfection, not when they have nothing left to add, but when they have nothing left to take out. This is not the perfect model number)
A Bit Fit
Whos ready to count their steps??https://media.giphy.com/media/fPWJGmS8Qizy8/giphy.gifWe said whos ready to count their steps!!!??https://media.giphy.com/media/FJ8kodSK4Yt3O/giphy.gifGood, because thats basically all these Silvercrest fitness trackers can do!https://media.giphy.com/media/hklKFTkwB7vRm/giphy.gifIt might not know what to do with that motion, a little too ambiguous. Its really all about those steps.https://media.giphy.com/media/EgkNhBeY289z2/giphy.gifThere you go. Just keep stepping all day and youll know exactly how fit you are.https://media.giphy.com/media/NQDMou4NZfVwA/giphy.gifWell, yeah, you can sort of fool it if you want to, but thats not the point https://media.giphy.com/media/AQlOG0qjdPBW8/giphy.gifYoure conflating cause and effect. You wont be in better shape if your fitness tracker thinks youve been taking lots of steps.https://media.giphy.com/media/XAxEvZL8joioU/giphy.gifNo, we understand it will think youre taking lots of steps, but you have to actually take the steps in order to reap the benefit of exercise, which is what this is all about.https://media.giphy.com/media/3osxYcX9aas2p81CiQ/giphy.gifYou cant cheat, OK? Youre only cheating yourself.https://media.giphy.com/media/vR4YHeOn5TUEU/giphy.gifNo there are no shortcuts. Its not about cheating the system. How were you planning to build muscle without exercise?https://media.giphy.com/media/2dZiIiweQltUA/giphy.gifGood luck with that.
