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2-Pack or 5-Pack: Silvercrest Fitness Tracker

Your choice of a 2-pack or 5-pack of these simple fitness trackers
Works with a free app called “ezfit” that presumably makes fitness EZ
Give some to your friends (the ones who won’t be offended by receiving a gift that suggests they could stand to exercise more)
Track your steps and … that’s pretty much it. They’re simple and cheap
They make the perfect stocking stuffer for your out-of-shape family members
You know, I bet most people who wear step counters are actually in above-average shape since they’re even thinking about this
So wear this so people think of you as someone who thinks about this and therefore might be in better shape than average
Just wear it on the wrist of your non-Twinkie-holding hand
Pick either all black or a combination of green and black
Model: 9954-XDSB012100 (The model number engineer knows they have achieved perfection, not when they have nothing left to add, but when they have nothing left to take out. This is not the perfect model number)

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A Bit Fit

Who’s ready to count their steps??

We said … who’s ready to count their steps!!!??

Good, because that’s basically all these Silvercrest fitness trackers can do!

It might not know what to do with that motion, a little too … ambiguous. It’s really all about those steps.

There you go. Just keep stepping all day and you’ll know exactly how fit you are.

Well, yeah, you can sort of fool it if you want to, but that’s not the point …

You’re conflating cause and effect. You won’t be in better shape if your fitness tracker thinks you’ve been taking lots of steps.

No, we understand it will think you’re taking lots of steps, but you have to actually take the steps in order to reap the benefit of exercise, which is what this is all about.