2-Pack: Mophie Powerstation 18-Watt PD 6700mAh Power Banks with USB-C Port
THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
February 5th, 2024
Upon the King of the stump speaking of wars,
The United Isle will hold him in contempt:
For several good years one gnawing and pillaging,
Through tyranny in the isle esteem changing.
Beware the accursed, gnawing, stump king.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

