2-Pack: Mophie Powerstation 10,000 mAh 3.0A USB-C Power Banks

  • Each one of these power banks has 10,000mAh, which is enough to charge your phone all the way a few times
  • USB-A and USB-C ports, so you can charge multiple things at once
  • They look real sleek and simple and come in a bunch of cool colors
  • Mophie is a name you can trust
  • Model: J4N3LL3-M0PH13
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The Power of Christmas

Hello, I am a person who thinks every Christmas song is about a power outage. Let me run through a few:

Silent Night

True silence can only be achieved in remote places where there is no ambient hum of electricity. Therefore, “Silent Night” is about a power outage.

Jingle Bell Rock

Rock & roll music is generally categorized by the use of amplifiers. That someone would revert to creating rock & roll using only jingle bells speaks to a lack of electricity in the nearby vicinity. Therefore, “Jingle Bell Rock” is about a power outage.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

The Santa Claus here is obviously the narrator’s father. Their failure to realize something as obvious as this likely means all of the lights are turned off, OR could not be turned on. Therefore, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is about a power outage.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Outdoor lighting is essential for one’s safety during the winter months, which is something that a woman old enough to be a grandmother would know. Thus we must assume “grandma” has motion-sensing outdoor lights, and that they did not turn on due to a lack of electricity. Therefore, “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” is about a power outage.

All I Want For Christmas Is You

“You” in this case is electricity. Therefore, “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is about a power outage.

I could go on and on. The point is, every Christmas song is warning us about the possibility of a power outage at some point in the future. So be ready when it comes with a two-pack of Mophie Powerstation 10,000mAh USB-C Power Banks.

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