2-Pack: Madison York Roll Up Kitchen Sink Drying Rack

  • Fits neatly over your kitchen sink
  • Water drips off your dishes and straight into the sink
  • Heat resistant up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit
  • Easily rolls up to save space
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.


A killer so delicate that they extract the veins and capillaries from their victims in pristine condition so that they can be knit like yarn. They call them… The Seamstress!

@KoolHandJoe: “Could call the line of clothing… Flawless Veinity.”

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