Too late It’s over

2-Pack: Madison York Roll Up Kitchen Sink Drying Rack

Fits neatly over your kitchen sink
Water drips off your dishes and straight into the sink
Heat resistant up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit
Easily rolls up to save space

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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A killer so delicate that they extract the veins and capillaries from their victims in pristine condition so that they can be knit like yarn. They call them… The Seamstress!

@KoolHandJoe: “Could call the line of clothing… Flawless Veinity.”