2-Pack: Hudson & Mane Hair Fiber Bundles
- You get 2 matching color fibers and 3 locking sprays.
- Each bottle of the fibers lasts about 1-2 months.
- No rain, no wind, no sweat can knock this stuff off.
- How does it work? “Negatively-charged Moroccan cotton fibers adhere to positively charged individual strands of natural human hair.”
- Translation: these won’t work on totally bare spots.
- Model: D0-Y0U-H4IR-WH4T-1-H41R.
The 29 Gripes of Christmas
"Despite its popular representation in media and commerce, the holiday season is not all sunshine, frankincense, and roses. In fact, we’ve got a few gripes with it – 29 to be exact. Follow along all Mehrathon long as we reveal 'em all.
For the tenth Gripe Of Christmas, Meh’s Scrooge-self groused to me: The annual tradition of being reminded of ‘The Decline of The American Mall’ in a magazine think-piece.
1: People who call it Frankincense instead of Frankincense’s Monster.
2: The office Christmas potluck is two Costco flans that never got refrigerated, and nuts.
3: ‘When you two gonna get hitched?’ ‘No kids yet?’ ‘Still out of work?’ And other infuriating aunt questions.
4: Bloomingdale’s does not have a Burberry counter what in the actual hell.
5: The unbearable, shooting pain in your chest when you hear a sweet melody wafting up from Whoville and your heart grows three sizes.
6: Having to explain to your kids that Santa is at high risk for mesothelioma from all the chimney asbestos.
7: Gingerbread houses are delicious-looking but inedible, like Tide Pods. [Editor’s note: We expect this to be our final Tide Pod joke of 2018, and possibly of all time. Farewell, sweet Tide Pods. Yours was a most fertile comedic soil.]
8: In Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, if Belle still has young children the year that Marley dies then she can’t be much past her mid 40s, right? Scrooge isn’t TOO much older than her, so how can he be such an old man only seven years later? Also, why don’t we get invited to more parties?
9: Bows large enough to put on a car are so pricey these days. "