2-Pack: HBN Outdoor Light Timer
Our Take
- Dual socket timer for outdoor use
- Easy setup and programming
- Turn your yard into a slightly spooky spectacle
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon
Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a 2-Pack: HBN Outdoor Light Timer could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:
TRICK: You’ve elevated your Halloween display, so now you have to raise your game next year.
TREAT: Holiday display escalation is fun and harmless.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.