2-Pack: Garland Room Darkening Lined Curtains (63", 84", 95", 108" available)

  • The sun doesn’t get the final say about when it’s daytime anymore
  • Available in a variety of sizes
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 2-pack of Garland Room Darkening Lined Curtains. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Maybe there’s a power outage. Maybe you’re out grocery shopping and your phone goes into the red when you’re just halfway through. Maybe you’re listening to a podcast while getting some gardening done and don’t have an outdoor outlet nearby.

Point is, even you’re not on an airplane or rushing through an airport, it’s still good to have a little extra charge around. And that’s what you get with this 2-Pack of InstaCharge Power Banks. With 4000mAh, each one packs enough power to recharge your phone a couple times, give or take. In other words, not exactly heavy duty stuff here, but also not super cumbersome. Plus, they look cool, and, oh, did we mention? It’s just $9 for two of them.

That means you’ll have enough money left over to buy something to energize you. Like a good energy drink. No, we’re not talking about Red Bull or Monster or any of that. We’re talking about a nice energizing… alcoholic beverage. It might sound like an oxymoron, we know, but there are some great boozy drinks that’ll give you a little extra oomph. For example:

  • a Volt 45
  • a mint joulep
  • a Watt Claw
  • a glass of Chargeonnay
  • a shot of Knob (and Tube) Creek
  • a stein of Sam Adams Shocktoberfest Lager
  • a buzzy navel
  • a Tohm Collins
  • a whiskey power
  • or a pint of bitter GFCIPA.

Don’t those sound delicious? So grab a couple power banks and use the money you save on getting a little… buzzed?

Sorry. We are really, really bored today.

So far today...

  • 63612 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 318 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 35 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1001 total.
  • (including shipping)

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