A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 2-pack of Elegant Comfort Shredded Memory Foam Pillows. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Sweet Tooth: Yo, Lazy Bones! 'Sup, dog?

Lazy Bones: Nothing much… just drinking… (yawn)… some juice.

Sweet Tooth: Aww yeah! From that juicer you got the other day! How’s that working out for you, player?

Lazy Bones: OK… (sigh)… getting used to… carrot juice… not feeling… great… though.

Sweet Tooth: I told you, bro! You still gotta get some exercise! Work that body! Come on, I’m going for a run right now!

Lazy Bones: No thanks… (wheeze)… I’ll just keep watching… what I eat.

Sweet Tooth: Not enough, buddy! Not hardly enough! Exercise cuts your chances of getting cancer, stroke, heart disease, even dementia! The Academy of Medical Royal Colleges calls exercise “The Miracle Cure”!

Lazy Bones: Well, but-

Sweet Tooth: The Academy of Medical Royal Colleges, bro! And look, my Polar Heart Rate Monitor tells me what good I’ve done for my body after each workout! Feels good, man! You can also add on accessories (sold separately) for more specialized running, cycling, and other fitness functions! This watch is like a hub for customizing your own fitness monitor setup with those accessories (sold separately)!

Lazy Bones: Why… do you keep… (yawn)… saying “sold separately”? Who… (sigh)… are you talking… to?

Sweet Tooth: Nobody. No reason. Don’t trip off it. Anyway, you ready to get that body moving, cuz?

Lazy Bones: Sounds… (wheeze)… tiring… and you don’t burn… that many calories… exercising…

Sweet Tooth: You burn some, though, dog! If you exercise enough, you can eat more of the good stuff! You know my man Manny Pacquiao? Brother eats 10,000 calories a day. A day, bro!

Lazy Bones: Yeah… (yawn)… right… like I’ll ever be… Manny Pa- Pac- Packow-

Sweet Tooth: Pacquiao, dude!

Lazy Bones: Pakwee-

Sweet Tooth: Pacquiao, man!

Lazy Bones: Pakwa-

Sweet Tooth: Pacquiao, son! But we’re kinda getting away from the point here!